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Earthworm Dick

A phenomenon which occurs when one gets a hard-on in a mildly cool to cold environment, immediately after shrinkage has taken place. The Blood has begun to enter the penis, however, like a hot pocket, the middle is still cold, resulting in excess skin in that area. The scientific term is "Boner Sublimation."
After George returned from the pool, he thought of Elaine, resulting in a half-erect Earthworm Dick.
by J.T. Jetplane April 2, 2007
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turkey-dick

I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
by TheMixMaster January 4, 2011
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icarus dick

someone who is too proud, relating to the mythological icarus who flew too close to the sun
that boy in the mowhawk came onto me and seven other girls at the bar last night, icarus dick.
by bmurf September 21, 2003
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Dick Shot

Aiming down the scope to shoot a player in the dick in any of the Call of Duty games. Much more satisfying then a head shot.
DAMN!!!!! He ended the game with a Dick Shot!!!
by andythegreat1220 January 23, 2011
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Dick mints

Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.
Receptionist: (Motions towards bowl) Mint, sir?
Man: Hell no, I 'aint sucking on dick mints...
by kujan December 27, 2007
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baby dick

A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!
Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.
by Abby Davis December 25, 2008
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Devils Dick

When a condom full of semen from multiple gay men is frozen and then inserted into the rectum to defrost.
Rich removed the devils dick from the freezer and slid it up his ass.
"It's like all the pleasure of getting gang fucked without all the hard work" said Rich.
by Z11 June 28, 2011
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