bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.

Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!

by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023

Heavy beans

When something is really not ok

That drink is heavy beans

by Daviesollie May 14, 2022

Mr Bean

He is the guy who asked. His superiority is so high to the point that some people are considering him the king of comedies. he is the definition of sigma and is willing to reject girls to have a relationship with Teddy. Mr Bean will annihilate you and poof you out of existence; don't try him.

I saw Mr bean today

by IslamicTord December 11, 2022

Bean Stew

When you flick the bean in a hot wet shower.

I had some bean stew for dessert!

by xSAMxCHIx June 5, 2018

The Beans

Reference to when you have 126 points left in a game of darts.

That's a difficult out shot - he's left himself The Beans

Which way do you go on The Beans?

T4 T13 T13 is the best way to set up The Beans

by day merchant November 11, 2022

Bean

A cute little thing is called a {bean}

person 1- look at that little bean
person 2- awww so cute <3 >~<

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019