National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 09, 2024

$20 suck' suck'

An obscure Japanese style of oral sex that is extraordinarily cheap, and usually occurs in cheap inns or hotels.

$20 suck' suck'... $15, final offer. It be very nice.

by nijima August 13, 2016

Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022

Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.

Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.

by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024

Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

Tuck and Suck

Getting your dick sucked from the back

She turned me around, and gave me a tuck and suck!

by GroovySpank February 16, 2021