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Sucker Carlson 

An increasingly popular nickname for the Fox News buffoon, Tucker Carlson.
As a person who appears to believe whatever disinformation he is told, no matter what the source, and then function as a highly paid purveyor of extremist bullshit, Sucker Carlson has been cherry-picked as the mouthpiece for right-wing fascist authoritarianism.
Sucker Carlson by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2022
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Cock-Sucking Fucktard 

A Hybrid term used to identify a person whos IQ dips below that of all known living creatures and most piles of shit. Commonly used in the IT field when referencing customers.
Caller: I cant find the power button
Tech: Sigh.....{MUTE} What a Cock-Sucking Fucktard!......{UNMUTE} On the front of your pc.
Cock-Sucking Fucktard by FDDI6K February 20, 2009
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fun-sucker 

A person who sucks the fun out of something. Usually by being cranky, sullen or critical about an activity that you're enjoying.
You get together with friends for an activity and a person in the group brings everyone else down by being cranky. They are the buzz kill. So, you say, "Everyone else is having a great time! Why are you being a Fun-Sucker?"
fun-sucker by KC09 April 15, 2010

shit sucking monkey raper 

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!

nickleback sucks 

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.
Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!
nickleback sucks by Edders1 September 14, 2013

dick sucking mad 

When a person or persons make other people so mad that they suck dick ferociously.
Man did you see Michelle last nite? Nah why?
Cuz she was dick sucking mad? Damn!!!

Fortnite sucks 

someone who hate fortnite because of toxic players etc
1: man you play fortnite?
2: no, fortnite sucks
Fortnite sucks by venison_ February 1, 2022