Potentially pallitable potato

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.

"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"

by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

my little potato

the best person in the world <3
bestaysssss

he's my little potato

by yaaassssssss queen October 18, 2022

Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.

Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy

by RustyFruit November 30, 2022

hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023