Nigga Poo

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.

I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 3, 2024

Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

Poo O Clock

The time of day that heard animals all defecate at once.

It seems to be Poo O Clock in the afternoon.

by Kid with assburgars May 15, 2024

A Johny Poo-Poo Incident

This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.

My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.

by Pity_Woman May 18, 2024

Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.

Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me

by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024

Poo Drain

A famous toilet were people far and wide come to worship in hopes to someday rest their bottom upon it and take a big nasty dump. This toilet is a legend to most but to people like me it is held close to my heart where I can bask on its glory. Poo Drain made its original appearance in a prison made for prisoners getting sentenced to death. Months later after the first sighting it would be found once more in the woods. This time though it is made out of tree limbs and such. Poo Drain had increased in sightings for several years until just recently when now it is used as a greeting instead of a reference to complete power over the human digestive track. I am hoping this will bring this so called legend back to life. I am waiting Poo Drain

All hail Poo Drain!

by That One Dude965 May 19, 2024

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024