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False off

The strange phenomenon resulting from two people who do not like each other but have mutual friends being forced to be in the same room. As neither person want to cause a fraction with in the group both try to keep the piece, however rather than just being civil with one an other they become overly nice and complimentary.
Amy: Oh my god I absolutely love your new shoes.
Sarah: Really? Thank you, I love your dress!

Behind the others back

Sarah: That dress makes her look like a pregnant care bear. F**king Bitch!
Amy: Oh my god did you see her shoes she looks like a street walker. Slut!

Lauren: Sarah and Amy are haveing false off again, what do we do
Hannah: Oh just leave them to it hopefully they'll scratch eachothers eyes out and I wont have to hear them bitch anymore.
by madgie August 13, 2010
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tard off

To be used as "fuck off" would, but while ALSO calling the person a "tard"
Guy: Hey babay! How you doi–
Girl: Tard off, slob.
by DOI2010 August 19, 2012
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bog off

by shrekloveronthetoilet November 6, 2020
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poe-off

A poe-off is derived from "Poor Off" where two individuals come together and share as many stories as possible of who grew up the poorest.
Brian & Mike were having a poe-off;

Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.

Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.
by Mcjd April 27, 2009
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Yakking Off

1) - Talking on and on and on without saying much of anything of substance.
2) - Spending way too much time telling people how wonderful you are
Other versions: "Yak Off" and/or "Yakked Off"
I tried to watch the GOP debate last night, but all I saw was Donald Trump yakking off again!!

Also: Wow! Donald Trump sure yaks off a lot!! And: Donald Trump yakked off again last night!!
by Ronald Chump September 12, 2016
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hard-off

a switch on a penis implant, that lowers it.

a big hardware chain in Japan.

a video game
"I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch

jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,

but you have no idea."

"What now?"

"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather

anyway."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
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Wiking Off

The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.
Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!
by Colonel Wow April 12, 2011
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