Literally the biggest piece of liberal dogshit that ever was propped up and given a nametag. Some of Illinois' most prestigious and intolerable call this place home, and may God have mercy upon them, for they know not what they do.
Diary entry ~ August 3rd, 2023
The liberal frenzy has gotten out of control. I am fighting for control of my mind against the horde of Oak Park Karens.
The liberal frenzy has gotten out of control. I am fighting for control of my mind against the horde of Oak Park Karens.
by morgan_lebelle August 3, 2023
Get the Oak Parkmug. When you stick it in all three “bases” (mouth, asshole, vagina), cum on their stomach and slide on it head first like you’re sliding into home base.
by anonymous November 18, 2020
Get the Ball Park Frankmug. A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route
by thenoladriver September 26, 2025
Get the Parking Lot Skippingmug. secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
Get the bitterne park schoolmug. Park Jimin is the most best person ever to exist. He’s a king along with all my other biases which are men including Namjoon,Yoongi,Beomgyu,Jisung,Hyunjin and furthermore. Everyone loves him and if you don’t what did he do wrong? He’s so nice he hasn’t done anything wrong but is sus
“You’re sooo Jimin”
“Awww thanks”
Or
“You’re so Park Jimin~”
“TYSM but I’m not as nice and sus as him~ㅋㅋ”
“Awww thanks”
Or
“You’re so Park Jimin~”
“TYSM but I’m not as nice and sus as him~ㅋㅋ”
by anonymous February 28, 2023
Get the PARK JIMINmug. by Lildoeedoeeuu May 14, 2023
Get the Hershey Parkmug. A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.
Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!
Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!
Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!
by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023
Get the parking lot princessmug.