Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
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I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.
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Dick: Where are you rushing off to?
Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.
Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.
2.
Dick: Where are you rushing off to?
Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.
Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009
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1.Are you okay? Yeah man, I'm scraight like a scraightball bat. 2.You're queer as a football bat. No I'm scraight like a scraightball bat.
by Mr. Jizzmeister July 14, 2009
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Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"
Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"
Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"
Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010
Get the hooked up like a dumptruck mug.Having an arm like a bee's wing is a euphemism for a man masturbating furiously, his arm moving so fast it becomes a semi-transparent blur
The Great Masturbator: Aw man I was watching Married With Children last night and Kelly Bundy was looking so hot I had an arm like a bee's wing!!!
Masturbator's Sidekick: Awesome! Have you managed to reach buzzing frequency yet?
The Great Masturbator: Jesus, if it was possible I think I'd have done it! Hell I might even take off one of these days!!
Masturbator's Sidekick: Awesome! Have you managed to reach buzzing frequency yet?
The Great Masturbator: Jesus, if it was possible I think I'd have done it! Hell I might even take off one of these days!!
by Dick K Redcar July 6, 2010
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Get the i like your necklace mug.Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.
or
As adjective
Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.
or
As adjective
Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
by Christian Breton January 5, 2009
Get the Bake like Betty Crocker mug.Matt is very proud of an action he has just performed and remarks that it is "sheezy like a one deezy"
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