baked bean

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.
jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.
by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023
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Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.
"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.
by pijjypooge April 4, 2013
mugGet the Bean Thronemug.

Mr. Bean

The guy from the Mr. Bean movies.
Mr. Bean just pulled out two automatic pistols that looked like movie props and started shooting at him, that actually wasn't funny.
by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021
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fake bean

A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.

Bean = person

If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.

If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
- I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?

- No
-Than you’re a fake bean✋😔
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
mugGet the fake beanmug.

Bean

Wanna go smoke a bean?

It's time for a bean.
by IFinesseBeans October 24, 2016
mugGet the Beanmug.

meen bean

Meen Bean is the most loyal girl you will meet. She can be very rude at times but if you never see this side, She likes you! She makes looking mad look GOOD
Guy: Its been almost 10 years, you're still with that meen bean chick?
Guy2: Yeah She's been holding me down since day 1!
by Meen Bean June 10, 2017
mugGet the meen beanmug.

poodle bean

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.
by Bend-over November 28, 2013
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