Alex

A man who has a creepy obsession with blonde girls. Commonly goes by SP (Small Puppy), and he loves his wawa (water). His special party trick is making girls fall asleep on his chest. His biceps are known to women and sexy men as thing 1 and thing 2. He is an avid creatine user, and his preferred method of ingestion is snorting it. His weaknesses vary from alcohol, marijuana, the sauna, tobacco products, girls, blonde girls, girls with blue eyes, and any girls at all.

Hey, go save that blonde girl from Alex before she falls asleep on his chest.

by Double Beef Smith December 8, 2025

Alex

Alex, a name commonly used to call someone named Alex. It can also be used to call someone a lazy ass nigger faggot

Look at Alex! His name is alex

Alex is such an alex

by alexraper67 December 9, 2025

Alex

Commonly pronounced Jaleks or Kaleks in certain regions, also called Retard or Reaturd.

Alex the retard, Hey !

by Eddz184 December 10, 2025

ALEX

Alex is a very sexy man or woman who you have sexual desires (very kinky) for even tho they will probably reject you and call you disgusting (but you like it, since your probably into that), stems for the attraction for the minecraft character

Ohhh, he’s an Alex for he’s making me bust all over myself

by MENNNNNNahhhhhhh~ December 25, 2025

alex z

#1 everybody loves Raymond glazer

"Hey, you know about Lemon Demon?"
"Oh I don't listen to that band."
"If you do, don't be like Alex Z."

by Fhbm,./ January 17, 2025

alex

the most beautiful person inside and out, so kind and amazing, best personality, hilarious, always picks people up when they're down, never mean, honestly the awesomstsestest person in the galaxy

"Guess what?!"
"What?!"
"I met alex today!"
"Really? wow! i wish i could meet alex!"
"they're the best!"

by orangejuicetheperson :) January 24, 2025

Alex

A homeboy, but in the weird way.

Is that Alex? Of course there's a liquid death in his hand.

by obucke January 27, 2025