Dying your hair

The thing you do when you are having a mental breakdown, most often happens after a breakup or when you are bored and stuck at home. Most people are responsible and go to a salon, this phenomenon happens when people have actually wanted to dye their hair for a while, and want it to look good. But if one is one of the following:
1. Broke
2. Depressed
3. Or doesn't have friends to convince them otherwise they will dye their hair at home.

Dying your hair: The act of coloring the hair

by noooooo real names April 24, 2020

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 1, 2020

cut your grass

cut your grass: when somebody tell you to cut your grass it means to cut the people that you’re currently talking to off.

aye you need to cut your grass.

by Gcapalot May 16, 2020

regulate your genitals

Another way of saying "Calm your tits!"

Richard: Oh my god, Jeffrey is totally hitting on me, ugh.
Fabrizio: In your dreams fam, he's definitely gawking at that absolute Chad behind you.
Richard: Do you not see him, he totally wants to get it on. Look at him, drooling!
Fabrizio: Dude, ya gotta regulate your genitals ma man. Maybe lay off the booze for now.

by zubp August 13, 2020

Where’s your dog?

What the fuck are you doing?

Ex: a young man shits in an alley and a middle man with an accent asks “where’s your dog?” What the fuck are you doing?

by Ggeogjt222222 August 28, 2020

Cut Your Spaghetti

to masturbate tenderly

"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"

by whorelita January 5, 2013

shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.

-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."

by addumUP September 4, 2012