My Bean

The most wonderful kind lady in the universe she is irreplaceable and I am the luckiest guy to have her

I want to kiss my bean

by King Moth December 16, 2022

leaking beans

"leaking beans" occurs when your nuts or ballsack hangs out of your underwear without your knowledge. this may happen because you have large testicles or a saggy scrotum.

"yo tyler, you're leaking beans bro!"

by Titan McFoley September 3, 2017

Jelly Bean

When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention

You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.

by Luxinder October 15, 2020

bean swell

Someone with a big head shaped like a bean

You’re a bean swell

by Beanswell September 21, 2017

Bean

A derogatory term used as an insult toward a person who is acting idiotic, oblivious, and/or like an airhead . Derived from the illustrious and comedic works of Mr. Bean , a bean is used to compare such actions.

Friend: yo now that I've graduated highschool I can't wait to flex my diploma

You: Aye fam whatchu mean? We haven't gotten our diplomas yet

Friend: then what is this hardcover we got? This not the diploma?

You: THATS JUST THE COVER YOU BEAAANN

( the friend was too headass to realize what was actually happening in the real world therefore they are considered a BEAN)

by Holo Smoko June 6, 2017

lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion

by mh3bean October 16, 2013

Baltimore Black Beans

first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.

hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me

by Lar1c August 17, 2024