Soneby's Law

Rule 34's sinister cousin.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.

-Dude wtf, that's my sisters instagram?

-Soneby's law bruh

by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020

Scoff-Law

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.

“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022

Law of Corn

Similar to "Law of Crim" except it's with barely legal women after being taken.

Don't worry crim, Law of Corn is greater than Law of Crim

by lowkeyloki104 November 27, 2023

lawful evil

The worst kind of bully
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble

Person 1: That guy is a lawful evil bully, be careful.
Person 2: Ok

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021