Alfie Seamens

Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?

Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent

by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022

discord stam

where virgins stay up all night in call with boys and run stam sit in vc and u cant go to sleep and if u fail an afk check u fold and ur discord rep is ruined made by hex

540- afk check @zuq 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
*buq* zuq theres no way ur sleeping *
*hex ggs no re zuq the demon slumped at 82 hours to 540*

2hours pass

Zuq- i was screen sharing roblox im still up i didnt fold drag me back to the vc*

540- *nope u died to discord stam god 540&

by stam god hex February 2, 2022

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022

Devil Seam

There is a longitudinal line in the middle of the scrotum called the scrotal raphe. Left and right genital eminences fuse at the scrotal raphe which links forward to the penile raphe at the root of the penis and backward to the perineal raphe.

John Paul was working my devil seam pretty good with his tongue last night. I'm glad I didn't nick it with the razor last night.

by Travelerdude March 6, 2024

Pol Stam Mentality

When a person behaves in a bizarre, unexpected, but creative way. Named after famous Dutch reality TV star Pol Stam

'Bro how did you even think of using your teeth to block that volleyball?'
'Man I've just got that Pol Stam Mentality'

by OutlanderSassenach September 7, 2025

Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025

dirty seamus

man who fucks dudes in the ass and then rubs peanut butter on another dude’s nipple just to lick it off

did you see the way i dirty seamus that guy yesterday

by doobskiez November 14, 2025