Do not remove that

Oh, shit!

Hym "Do not remove that! Do not, under any circumstances remove that. Really guys. I seriously didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to steal it. Do not remove anything in a way that could constitute a violation of the separations clause."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2026

When the proof remains valid

This refers to a situation where someone is accused of something, and while there is evidence presented, there is uncertainty about whether that evidence is genuine or fabricated, yet it has been officially deemed valid.

Nicholas: “Yo, you think that buttass text he showed was real?”
Marinucci: “They looked fake at first, but they got verified."
Kmoh: "When the proof remains valid.”

by KmohHasOpps May 5, 2025

third cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's grandchild

my third cousin twice removed is a politician

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

fifth cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's fifth cousin
2. fifth cousin's grandchild

I dont know my fifth cousin twice removed

by GasparThalasso June 10, 2025

third cousin thrice removed

1. Great-grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's great grandchild

I don't know my third cousin thrice removed

by GasparThalasso June 21, 2025

Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.

Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."

by Double take July 10, 2025