Food penis

A hunger for sexual activity in the penile region

Ethan had a large food penis after seeing a very attractive person down the street.

by Heisenberg White December 26, 2011

Ambush Penis

When a person unexpectedly sends you a picture of their penis /or naked body. Especially true when you have not said or done anything to encourage the sharing of nudity .

I met this guy online and two emails in I said here's a picture of me at Orlando and the nest thing I know *BAM* Ambush Penis. So that was the end of that.

by Briesie March 24, 2011

Joy Penis

A woman with a very large penis who is named Joy. Many times lives a seemingly 'normal' life with a husband and kids, but has a large penis. Usually ends with divorce.

Guy 1: Hey man what happened with Joy?

Guy 2: I broke up with her.

Guy 1: Why!? She was hot!

Guy 2: She had a Joy penis.

Guy 1: Oh!

by Mysterypickle July 17, 2011

Rhino Penis

The weirdest looking thing in the world. It's long, and people think it's a 5th leg. Pretty nasty.

Son: Hey look! The Rhino has 5 legs!
Mom: Honey, that's not a 5th leg. That's a rhino penis.

by Globz August 3, 2011

japanese penis

Approximately 2 inches long when erect, the short length and lack of girth is due to terror from godzilla attacks

Somewhere along the evolutionary line, the japanese got the shaft (or lost the shaft, i should say); the day Godzilla decided to attack tokyo. They say the japanese penis shrunk 3 sizes that day...

by Big Black December 9, 2008

Penis Cozy

A penis cozy is a warm orifice that receives a penis.

Owner of Mouth, Vigina, Ass, etc.

Damn J-man, there are a lot of good looking penis cozys up in Juanita.

by A-man and J-man September 16, 2005

Penis Water

Water that's been ordained awesome by cock

She loves to drink penis water when she wakes up

by EuDub June 9, 2006