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Penis Envy 

To be jealous of another man's Penis.
Bro 1: Dude, what's up with Nate?
Bro 2: He saw Luke's penis and now he's feeling jealous out of inferiority.
Bro 1: Ah, total penis envy
Penis Envy by Botaku October 1, 2018

penis envy 

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.
"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."
penis envy by KB October 5, 2003

penis muncher 

look! currans munching penis again!
penis muncher by Anonymous August 3, 2003

penis whipper 

when your fucking a girl and she farts
penis whipper by Anonymous July 21, 2003

penis wad 

A penis that has been tied into a knot which may or may not include the scrotum. Also used when describing a person who is similarly mixed up and causing some form of annoyance.
Damn it Matthew you penis wad, this is the third time this week you messed up the money.
penis wad by Jonathan Gunz February 20, 2005

Penis Ferry 

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone
1) Ken you fucking Penis Ferry
2) Oh my god you are a complete penis ferry
3) I transport penis in my penis ferry
Penis Ferry by Smegson P Donnohugh October 20, 2008