the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Bean

100.

1. "Yo bro, lemme get a bean off you real quick"

2. "Keep it a bean, bro. You be cappin' for no reasom!"

by Bill’s Bird May 20, 2021

The Beans

Reference to when you have 126 points left in a game of darts.

That's a difficult out shot - he's left himself The Beans

Which way do you go on The Beans?

T4 T13 T13 is the best way to set up The Beans

by day merchant November 11, 2022

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019

Bean Stew

When you flick the bean in a hot wet shower.

I had some bean stew for dessert!

by xSAMxCHIx June 5, 2018

Bean Head

When someone is a straight up fool

Sophie is a bean head for not unblocking me on Snapchat

by nick82 February 2, 2021