Facebook

Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!

They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023

Facebookian

Facebookian is a writing style which gained popularity on social media. Facebookian is characterized by the use of incorrect conjugations, style errors, present/past tenses, singular and plural at the same time and an annoying misuse of punctuation marks. Sentences are closed with two periods, comma's and question marks are abolished, words which sound the same are interchanged.
People who like proper spelling need to read Facebookian texts again and again in order to get what the writer is trying to tell, and risk getting severe headaches because of having to do so.

"What happend to there dog."
"It's their dog. And you need to close a question with a question mark. Stop writing in Facebookian."
"Sorry.."

by Eluterius June 14, 2023

Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards

I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.

by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023

Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity

Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account

by None of your damn business August 12, 2023

Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 23, 2024

facebook

a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real

greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle

by pemis nan August 3, 2024

Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.

Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.

by RealityChick August 18, 2024