Facehooker

Someone who stays up late at night looking for people to "friend" on Facebook.

It was a busy night for Betty, a Facehooker in her prime, getting another twenty "friends" under her belt.

by erinad July 17, 2009

facebrooking

Masturbating while looking at facebook pictures.

I was looking at pics of this girl when my mom came down to the basement and totally caught me facebrooking.

by Wednesday night in Greenpoint February 4, 2010

Faceboo

-verb (transitive)
1. To come from seemingly nowhere and contact another on Facebook®.

-noun
2. The item received when one Faceboos you.

Ex 1(verb): Tracy Just commented on my status. Where the %$#@ did she come from? She totally Faceboo'd me.

Ex 2(Noun): I just got a Faceboo from Jenny. I forgot all about that whore. Wonder who she's banging now?!

by JeremyIsAwesome February 22, 2011

facebooking

The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.

"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"

by Dave Webb April 5, 2008

facebooked

to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.

jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"

jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."

by aswiens January 3, 2008

face to face-book

A face to face meeting between two people who originally get to know each other on facebook.

It was interesting to find out that the bride and groom were a "face to face-book" connection.

by Bryan C P T April 25, 2007

facebookie

Someone who has succumbed to pressure from others and become a facebook addict. Mission: to create more fackbookies from facebookophobes

"so over myspace, i've converted and become an all out facebookie now"

by Carot September 20, 2007