Mojave cock

Mojave cock is when you feel like your cock just journeyed through the Mojave because it's been dry for so long.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me last month I've developed a serious case of Mojave cock.

by anon5878 August 20, 2013

Cock crazy

The desire for a man to have a cock up his ass

John got all cock crazy last night around us

by Tea And Quackers September 7, 2021

charlie cockings

charlie *suck* cocks is a very horny bugger who loves to watch fortnite porn he shags little kids on fortnite and is known as a top predator around the area of Nigeria. Hes the only white person in his village so it makes him the odd one out and hes also the only gay one in the village he gets bullied manyier times by his companions but he still meets up with all the little kids he plays with on fortnite irl and shags them up the bum. Charlie Cockings aka Pedo Cockings rekt brudda

do you know charlie cockings
ye boi
he cocks me up
eew his a nigerian gay person

by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019

Poster Cock

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

drake and cock

Best kids show to beat your dick to. You know when drake screams during anal pounding from josh its gonna be a good episode.

Did you see that episode of drake and cock last night

by Kill_the_gays August 19, 2017

shouting cock

A boner so obvious that you might think he/she is trying to show it off

That chick has a major shouting cock

by B8dM8f February 16, 2015

chug a cock

When you run out of dick-related insults.

1: Eat a dick
2: Suck my shlong
3: Chug a cock
1 & 2: *dies*

by Dicks R Us June 7, 2018