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Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
by Sexydimma May 16, 2022
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Green Bay bear hug

Hugging someone tightly, while holding an entire loaf of good cheddar cheese in one hand and a regulation football in the other, preferably while overlapping wrists or forearms behind the back of the receiver.
It was so good to see him that I ran right over and gave him a long, warm, Green Bay bear hug, then let him take a big bite off my loaf before falling back and passing him the ball, in a perfect, short spiral.
by GungaDan August 26, 2022
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Honey Bear

The prettiest girl in the entire world and best girlfriend. She is caring and attentive. She is hardworking and loves to laugh. She has a pretty smile and even prettier eyes.
You see her over there? That’s my Honey Bear.
by Anonymousmannumber3 September 25, 2023
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bear pinches

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.
Sally says she has bear pinches.
by nickymacG November 13, 2016
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Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.
Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
by Ron Damint July 13, 2017
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butt crack bear

an urban white female, with blonde hair, who's butt crack is always showing. Typically named "Leslie" or "Lyndsay"
Wow, look at that "butt crack bear" she knows how to get the mens attention, look, shes a blonde too!
by WiccanWitch420 September 3, 2014
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Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear
by Mr good advice April 6, 2023
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