1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

No means yes

Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

by The Thongler March 6, 2024

Zaify's law

"Anything that is broken, will remain broken and everything that is working, will break"

This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer

A: *X* is broken
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law

by x1asf2354asd January 15, 2021

Done’s Law

An idea similar in concept to Murphy’s Law which states “Anything that can be taken out of context, will be taken out of context”

Guy #1: “I love Dick (1999)”
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick”
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law

by Soulja Boy MD May 23, 2024

Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.

That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Law

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Faster Law 🥵

by Lawmobeew November 21, 2021