even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.
by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016
Get the michael janemug. an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023
Get the Michael Barnesmug. š
by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug. The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay ā¬1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.
by daddy56990 October 19, 2021
Get the michaelmug. by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
Get the Michael D. Higginsmug. A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.
by Runmo February 17, 2023
Get the Michael Saucingmug. Michael is one of the weirdest people ever. Heās so moody he canāt even fully understand himself and his switches. One second heās happy and up and the second later heās not willing to talk anymore. Heās loyal and handsome and good looking. Michaelās got curly hair and a great smile and heās also a good kisser. But here comes the bad part: he has no experience about sex and needs a girl wilful to teach him all the tricks she knows, because Michaelās one of the guys who need to truly like a girl to make love with her, heās not about bed friendship. You girls need to be patient to him, this guyās got a great heart and will love you to death!
person A: āMichaelās got such a great heart, I wish everyone was like himā
person B: āI know, and heās also soooo coolā
person B: āI know, and heās also soooo coolā
by dirtydancing67 November 21, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.