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DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL
MICHAEL HELP ME
by epic timmy jimmy February 6, 2023
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Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
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Michael

Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.
Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too
by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021
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Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
by Why$$ September 12, 2020
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Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉
Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store
by anonymous November 13, 2021
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Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.
by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018
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michael kenneth

He is the definition of hot and cool at the same time. Seen to be very manly but can be very soft only with his loved one. His perfect match has the same initials as him. He loves his family so much, and always care for the people around him. His smile makes everyone feel comfortable with him but he has a short temper.
Michael Kenneth is perfect for Kyla.
by greeneyed_ June 7, 2021
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