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Green Day

Quite possibly the worst band that has ever existed made up of the three most untalented musicians of all time. Only pathetic little stoner motherfuckers like them such as Mark Hill.
Green Day are shit, shit, shit, shit,shit, SHIT!
That last sentence is as creative as all their songs put together!
Mark Hill is a wee fucker!
by Rambo April 7, 2005
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green day

most awesome band ever, and (contrary to popular belief) have had more than ONE FREEKIN ALBUM.
have many fans. some real, some not.
by 'real' i mean those who actually LIKE them and don't just say they're cool coz they wana be thought of as, aherm, 'rawk'
1. 'dude, there's this awesome new band, they came out this year'
'what are they called?
'green day'
*2nd guy hits 1st guy over the head*
'sorry dude'
2. omg! i looooove green day. they are like totally the best band EVER! i love american idiot!
*pauses with expression of self realisation*
omg i've just realised i think im so totally 'rock' when im clearly NOT'
by shmeh May 13, 2005
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[Valentine's Day]

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!
Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.
by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009
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Castration day

Since men made a r@p3 day we made castration day (castration means to cut off the males testicle)
“Hey did you know what to day is”?

“No what is it”?
“It’s castration day!”
by Apendicitis April 20, 2021
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Rainy Day

A Rainy Day is a girl (or guy) who you call up when you're bored and have nobody else to call over for a hook-up. When it's rainy outside, and you don't want to go out and find a girl, you call your rainy day over and hope that by the time it's over, the sun is out for her to leave.
It's been raining all day and it's not like I'm going out to the bar like this, lemme call Delilah over for a Rainy Day hook up.
by Mkord January 22, 2019
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Singles Day

A day when Alibaba goes crazy and gives 1000 people free stuff
It's Singles Day! 100% discount on humans guaranteed
by terribledictionary November 11, 2019
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Alfie days

Hey, you here about Alfie days? no.
by wetblanket25 September 20, 2019
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