suck my balls

a cute and sassy way of saying “thank you for your input”

Person #1: “wow, that was incredible! maybe more vibrato on that last note.”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind”

by peoneolope March 15, 2023

dunk and suck

The dunk and such is the act of a women picking up and inverting a man so his head is floating above the toilet when which she begins to suck the man’s dick well she repeatedly dunking his head in the toilet.

I heard Martha dunk and sucked William last night at the players ball so hard his head shattered the toilet bowl.

by Theglovedidntfit January 10, 2025

Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law

Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room

by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025

soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

Suck Some Soup

draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lip and mouth to make a partial vacuum in the asshole.

Evan was having an intimate time with Michael when Michael moved down from the shaft to the balls then to the asshole and proceeded to Suck Some Soup.

by RichardMills March 13, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016