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One Time 

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby
One Time by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024
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One World Jewry 

That metaphorical jewish octopus encircling the globe. They might change their names (the Cabal, Illuminati, Freemasons, The Committee of 300, Communist International aka COMINTERN, the Bilderberg Group, New World Order, World Economic Forum aka WEF, Globalists, Elites, Deep State, globohomo, etc) but their goals never change: a Totalitarian One World Government under a One World Jewry. Check the defunct Georgia Guidestones for "hints" about the envisioned reality after the Great Reset under the NWO/OWJ.
When I listen to globohomo I hear: the CONvid Plandemic was a great window of opportunity to bring the Great Reset, a neo-feudalist society where all goyim will eat the goyslop bugs, have nothing and be happy brainwashed by GoyFlix while being ruled from the shadows by the One World Jewry.
One World Jewry by xythras January 29, 2024

One-Man-Cheeseburger-Apocalypse 

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger
I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.

One for the dogs 

A classic variation of the popular saying one for the books also see - cock of the dog.
This trip has been one for the dogs.
One for the dogs by ABigRed February 2, 2024

One eyed goo cannon 

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.
I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.
One eyed goo cannon by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

One World Trade Center 

June 24, 2027, time for the seaqual
Terrorist” 1: You know the plan we had for the One World Trade Center?

Terrorist” 2: Yup, I’m ready.

One-night text 

"One-night text" refers to a brief and spontaneous exchange of messages between two individuals, akin to a one-night stand in the digital realm. In this context, the term implies engaging in a night of conversation through text messages with no intention of continued communication or connection afterward. It mirrors the essence of a one-night stand, where the interaction is confined to the temporary thrill of the night, emphasizing the absence of any long-term commitment or expectation of further contact.
We matched on Badoo and i did one-night text with her
One-night text by professor_gr February 11, 2024