John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020

Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.

Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?

by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023

Michael Branham

You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.

Michael Branham is the only man I want.

by TotallyNotInLoveWithPerson July 6, 2019

Michael

En super irriterende fyr, tænker kun på sig selv har svært ved at lytte og vise begejstring for andre. Går under navnet bøssepølse 007.

Ofte brugt i sammenhæng med bøsser.

Michael få fingeren ud

by Rolamadingdong June 14, 2020

Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person

“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”

by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024

Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.

Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.

by All the women in the world November 23, 2021