Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
Hey you see that guy over there?

idk what to do with michael vkc

by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022

Michael

Michael is a fat cunt

Michaels a mega fat cunt

by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024

Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.

Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?

by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023

michael sutter

tiktokker

Dang he’s Michael sutter

by norfolk southern December 18, 2020

Michael Branham

You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.

Michael Branham is the only man I want.

by TotallyNotInLoveWithPerson July 6, 2019

Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.

Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy

by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022

Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland. 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

“Michael D. Higgins is the best president of Ireland!”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024