Love Island is a reality TV show where a bunch of young fame-seekers jet off to paradise to 'have the summer of their lives'. Their dream summer consists of kissing and shagging their way to the finale where the winning couple will be awarded a fat check which will undoubtedly be spent on even more cosmetic procedures. Life after Love Island involves selling nutrition shakes on Instagram and getting booked to entertain drunken idiots at night-clubs every other weekend. This is as far as their fame will take them and the 'Islanders' usually fade out of the spotlight before the next annual season of Love Island begins. Tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.
Average-looking Girl: I want to be on Love Island!
Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model? Tanned? Long hair? Flat stomach?
Average-looking Girl: Well no, I-
Love Island Producer: NEXT!
Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model? Tanned? Long hair? Flat stomach?
Average-looking Girl: Well no, I-
Love Island Producer: NEXT!
by thelittlestofblondes July 30, 2019
Get the Love Islandmug. No. 2 Tracklist of Love Yourself 轉 'Tear' and It has RIAA Certificate as well as DNA and MIC Drop (feat. Desiigner) Steve Aoki Remix
by ARMYnism August 15, 2018
Get the Fake Lovemug. When you lick someone out of pure enjoyment of oneself. The person getting licked may not always down this amusing but the licker always enjoys themselves
Gave my girlfriend a love lick to the face and she slapped me and said I wasn't a dog, but the face she made was priceless so I win.
by K'ingK May 16, 2016
Get the love lickmug. by Dgirl99 July 4, 2019
Get the Brandi Lovemug. when someone’s explaining something or responding to an action and says it as speaking for a whole group of people. usually said in fandoms who are “ praising “ their idol for something small or something big
by oomfclubb December 28, 2019
Get the we lovemug. Superficial love experiences that may seem real but in reality are insincere or feigned; illusions that can deter you from finding and sharing real love.
Love based on the illusion of separateness and a fantasy of the beloved, instead of a real knowledge of the self or the other person, this form of love can hardly be anything but counterfeit.
A relationship possessing opposite qualities of Real Love.
Love based on the illusion of separateness and a fantasy of the beloved, instead of a real knowledge of the self or the other person, this form of love can hardly be anything but counterfeit.
A relationship possessing opposite qualities of Real Love.
Example of Counterfeit Love:
The intense sexual attraction often associated with love that is coupled with a strong and sometimes desperate attempt to possess another person or to get something from that person. A desire for the excitement of being with someone new, or for someone who is not fully available.
The intense sexual attraction often associated with love that is coupled with a strong and sometimes desperate attempt to possess another person or to get something from that person. A desire for the excitement of being with someone new, or for someone who is not fully available.
by anangelintheairwaves June 17, 2013
Get the Counterfeit Lovemug. The new way of saying no offense. Originally used by Ringo Starr just as a catchphrase, but now coined by H3H3 as the new no offense.
"With peace and love....ur fat."
by guudfuud February 20, 2021
Get the with peace and lovemug.