by Indall March 22, 2025
Get the Dutch Bucket mug.A seemingly innocent hug that quickly turns into a full-blown violation. It starts with the hugger wrapping their arms under the other person’s armpits, forming a triangle, pulling them in for what feels like a warm, sincere embrace. But just as the victim lets their guard down—BAM—a sneaky finger slides straight into their rectum. Equal parts prank, power move, and lawsuit waiting to happen, this is the ultimate test of friendship (or its sudden end).
"Bro, I thought we were just saying goodbye, but then he hit me with The Dutch Hug. I’m traumatized."
by z3lcnq March 22, 2025
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When one attempts to cowboy (i.e. bullrush) their way through a situation that is going to obviously end poorly.
by Dntbdum April 6, 2025
Get the Dutton that Shit mug.A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.
Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.
Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.
Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.
Lohlogs: Die.
Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.
Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.
Lohlogs: Die.
by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025
Get the Dutch Nap mug.The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.
by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025
Get the Dutch muffin 2.0 mug.how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam
by yosoyboy May 24, 2025
Get the dutch walk mug.When your dick size is determined by the number of letters contained within your name in inches.
Unit of measurement: Inches
Example name: Jai
Unit of measurement: Inches
Example name: Jai
example: "Jai has a small dutang; he has only 3 letters in his name"
example 2: "Jai asked me to suck his 3 inch long dutang"
example 3: "Jai will never have a girl freind because his dutang wont go fully into the hole"
example 2: "Jai asked me to suck his 3 inch long dutang"
example 3: "Jai will never have a girl freind because his dutang wont go fully into the hole"
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