chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016

Cock sucking fart

When you are 69ing with a girl and fart in her face

Too calm and then I let out a cock sucking fart and then she left

by Toocalm September 30, 2021

Dick Sucking Angry

When a female (Or gay man) Gets so angry at their cheating significant other they begin thinking about all the dicks they're going to suck to get revenge.

"Oooohhhh, I'm so dick sucking angry right now Karen. Carl's cheating on me again. I think I'll hit up his cousin Trevor and see how he likes that."

"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"

by VandalCameron November 28, 2018

sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...

saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...

by zeeh June 3, 2013

Bubble-suck

drinking with a straw until the 'sucking' sound is heard

I drink until the bubble-suck sound is loud enough to turn heads

by CALBOY1 June 18, 2019

Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.

“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”

by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022

sucked dick, in a braces way

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.

That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.

by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024