Simp

AKA anyone named "Saad".

Saad: "I'm hopping off to play with a girl"
Other: "You SIMP"

by Auntie Burger June 30, 2023

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Simp

Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and authenticity, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.

Man you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping HAAARRRDDDD

by Yenicememe May 9, 2022

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simp

Tbh I think it could mean loving a fictional character to the point of obsession

me: omg I love nikusa from fnf!!!!
other guy: SIMP!!!!!

by Kam66 August 17, 2022

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There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

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