ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021

suck switch

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.

"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"

by Glorth2 July 23, 2022

WIND-SUCKING

aspiration of air and debris into the vagina.

She nasty. Girl grabbed on to a door with her front teeth and then WIND-SUCKed all the dust bunnies right up her cucci.

OR

"The most common symptom (sign) of wind-sucking is the gurgling noise or sound produced by the aspiration of air into the vagina, or its expulsion," Caslick observed.

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] May 18, 2018

sucking dick

its when you suck the big peen

hey man whatchu doing?

im sucking dick

by dicklickerandsuckermadcocker May 18, 2023

ducky sucks lol

ripbozo L

person 1: REGIROCK REGIROCK UN UN UN REGIROCK REGIROCK UN UN UN
person 2: ducky sucks lol

by amoraltra January 6, 2022

California Super Suck

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)

Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024

The suck

A vape or smoking device. Usually asked in a 'blunt rotation' or passing the nic.

Hipster: "CAN I HIT THE SUCK BROTHA?!" Big Hipster:"Of course my little addict boy"

by Big dingus May 10, 2024