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Poo Storm

A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.

Person 1: Oh shit man.

Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.
by Eerie-leo July 30, 2019
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Flash Story

A really shit and anticlimactic story that ends 10 minutes after it should've.
"Very true, that boring documentary about the airport was indeed a Flash Story"
by Zeltig21 August 8, 2019
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Challenged store

When you work in the grocery industry and your boss says you are working in a challenged store he really means it’s a shit hole.
The store you are going to work at is a “Challenged Store”
by GroceryGuy302 August 20, 2019
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shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
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Sean story

“I danced with so many women last night,” said Ben.
Ryan replies, “sounds like a Sean story.”

Last weekend I went to Tahoe and was playing Craps for like 3 hours. I just kept winning and won like $2,000!” Robbie exclaimed.
“That sounds like a Sean story,” Amber replied.
That sounds like a Sean story.
by Ginny4 August 31, 2019
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Reverse Stork

Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.
GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.
by ...Anonymoose October 16, 2019
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Convenience store

They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
by Daisy3092 October 16, 2019
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