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butt-monkey

"dude check it out! a butt-monkey!"
by jim May 7, 2005
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shock the monkey

To Milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the rectum and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal ejaculation
He let his girlfriend shock the monkey last night. What a mess!
by Mallary November 27, 2006
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self monkey

To produce a Self Monkey first take the shavings from your shaver in one hand

Manually spank the monkey and shoot your load so it lands on your chin

Slap the shavings on your chin, thus producing soft and downy designer stubble

See Monkey Face
I had such a good wank last night I shot my jizz so far it landed on my chin, I went over to the sink to clean it off but all the trimmings from my shaver spilled out and I ended up with a self monkey to be proud of
by Tim Bolton November 10, 2007
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Monkey Face

you shave your pubic hair and keep it in your hands during intercourse, then when you ejaculate on the girls face and throw your pubic hair at her and thus making a monkey face.
"Yo bro i gave Niya a Monkey Face last night "
by giggity December 17, 2014
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Sand Monkey

A dirty Indian/Arab. If you’re from the middle east, you’re an arab
Look at that filthy Sand Monkey and his camel

You see that Sand Monkey running that 7/11
Du Bai is full of Sand Monkeys
I need to see the Empire State building before one of Osamas Sand Monkey cousins take it down
by ObeseOneKenobi March 1, 2018
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Spunk monkey

Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."
Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.
by Mr. De Nile April 11, 2008
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Moon Monkey

1. Fresh roasted coffee.

2. A specialty coffee roaster out of Illinois.

3. A term used to downplay Starbucks crap.
1. Hey wow this coffee is totally moon monkey.

2. So I bought a pound of Moon Monkey and brewed it at home.

3. Man Starbucks is terrible you should try some Moon MOnkey!
by TDF December 2, 2004
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