Dubson’s Third Law

When your partner poops into a diaper and you take their feces and shove it up your own asshole and poop it back out

“Babe, what are you tryna do tonight?”

“I’m tryna teach you Dubson’s Third Law..”

by dfinkel January 7, 2026

Second Otzdarva Law

If a survivor refuses to engage in normal gameplay when they get chased - immediately giving up, going down on purpose, acting friendly, or effectively not trying - then that survivor will almost always be running a build that is mostly or entirely focused on fast generator completion (aggressive gen-speed / gen-efficiency perks), rather than chase, info, self-sustain, or anti-tunnel tools.

Person 1: “That Meg just stood still when I chased her and let herself go down instantly.”
Player 2: “Check her perks-she’s running full generator-speed stacking, zero chase or survival tools, classic second Otzdarva law.”

by samui_sok_962 January 8, 2026

Skelly’s Law

A graph of the attractiveness a cis-women is linear, whereas the graph of the attractiveness of a femboy is exponential, meaning they must intersect at some point.

According to Skelly’s law says that a 10/10 femboy is more attractive than a 10/10 cis-woman but a 1/10 cis-woman is more attractive than a 1/10 femboy.

by JKKII January 9, 2026

Pin's law

A law stating "A community is always known for it's worst examples", coined by Reddit user u/Impressive_Pin8761.

"People thinking of Vegans as aggressive and overbearing is an example of Pin's law."

by Lé Flonkér January 13, 2026

Moou's Law

Moou’s Law: As time continues in any given

discussion with Moou, the probability of

conversation steering towards Gondola approaches 1.

If you're talking to Moou, make sure to look out for any signs of Moou's law.

by Gumdola November 23, 2021

RedTape's Law

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.

"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."

by Redtape____ November 23, 2021

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025