Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.

"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."

by SoloMissionToMars July 20, 2023

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Brett J

Australian conman who typically engages in deviant sexual behavior with men and women alike. He pretends to be an heir to King Ranch Australia and claims he has millions of dollars to swindle his victims into believing he is wealthy, while using several fake aliases. He is so unliked that he even has an entire Facebook page dedicated to him in his honor, Stop Brett Joseph.

Brett J is a pathetic Australian conman who should be stopped.

by Rebecca S89 November 3, 2025

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PB&J

The act of covering your girlfriend in strawberry jam and releasing diarhea all over her then slurping it all up.

Did you here about Sarah and Brad?!? Apparently they pulled a PB&J last night!

by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016

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J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

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