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A person who is against the indoctrination of environmentalism; a person who refuses to buy "Green" products, and is even irritated upon hearing about them.People who reject,or are suspicious of,environmentalism, and making society "Green".They believe it is over-done and over-enforced and intrusive upon society.
'I am proud to be Non-Green! I am not being recruited into the New World Religion of environmentalism!!"
"I'm a Non-Green all the way! I'll buy and use whatever products I want!I'm no Tree-Hugger!"
Non-Green by Pogmotoin January 15, 2009

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps 

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.
That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

Village Green Preservation Society 

The Kinks are the village green preservation society.
This phrase is derived from an album called

"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!

God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!
The Village Green Preservation Society:
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."

Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."

Going Green

When some absolute cabbage smokes too much and ends up passing out in their own puke
Eg. Abe
Tom: Give us a blow of that joint man
Tim: Fuck that man last time you smoked you ended up spewing in the bathrooms for our graduation cerimony
Tom: Ahh man come on
Tim: And remember when you passed out in the forest with your ghost looking ass
Tim: You're just going to end up Going Green
Going Green by Cyanarion February 11, 2018

Little Green Ghouls 

Little floating green ghouls with four fingers like family guy and no feet they eat your cheese.
Me: Hey Harold where did the cheese go?
Harold : Oh know the little green ghouls are the cheese I told you too lock the fridge you fool!
Little Green Ghouls by E-d-en March 13, 2021