Faceboogers

Another way of referring to the monstrous social networking site known as "Facebook"

Hey, you there! Do you have a faceboogers?

by Scairry November 25, 2010

faceboogers

term of endearment for facebook friends

Merry Christmas to all my faceboogers!

Thanks for the Birthday greetings, faceboogers!

by Miss Placed December 22, 2010

Facebookrastinating

The act of facebooking while simultaneously attempting to compose an essay on microsoft word or other such program.
Time allotment tends to be 99% facebook, .5% going to the bathroom when you don't have to, .4% staring blankly at your essay, and .1% making up excuses for not having your essay.

Friend on facebook: Hey d00d what is up? I haven't talked to you in 4 ever! Lawl I just totally got a new pencil sharpener, want to hear about it?

Facebookrastinator: YES

Friend on facebook: You're not just facebookrastinating, are you?

Facebookrastinator: YES. i have to go to the bathroom brb.

by Jenkumz January 7, 2009

facebooking

To be on facebook while doing something else.

Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."

by imnotbill September 29, 2010

Facebookanoodling

The process of incessant flirting and displays of your love for your girl/boyfriend on Facebook. Couples feel a need to post EVERYTHING from their love life for the world to see, annoying a hell of a lot of people.

Person A: 'Did you see their wall posts last night? So many kisses!'

Person B: 'Yeah, that was some disturbing Facebookanoodling. Get a room!'

by ynwa1892 November 30, 2011

stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.

I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.

by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008

Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.

My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.

by Jawbonz February 19, 2010