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i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch
When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches
by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017
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eat you raw

1- When you are hot and you're going to fuck her hard.
2- A real beating.
1- Tonya: So, What you gonna do with me?

Lamar: I'll eat you raw bitch.
2- Wow this nigga ate him raw nigga!
by OG$LANG January 17, 2017
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Eating soup with chopsticks

The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.
Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?
by Starkwill October 21, 2021
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MANDATORY V0MIT EATING

It is a fact the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is a SHITEATER as this enforces this for LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS AND BABIES.

A demonstration to all PEDOPHILES new laws are being past of "SEE HOW IT FEELS".
It is essential to indulge in MANDATORY V0MIT EATING as the VOMIT comes from the ASSH0LE and the EATING IS SHIT so ASSH0LE SHIT needs ANAL ALAN to complete the cycle of extreme legitimacy.

Letting you know how important that STARTING ASSH0LE is and advantageous PEDOPHILES as eventual MANDATORY V0MIT EATING from MANDATORY SHITEATING is absolutely essential and no longer optional.

Well FINGER ASSH0LE who was caught committing PEDOPHILIA and VOMIT EATING = ASSH0LE SHIT and ANAL ALAN has to show you on VIDEO how the MANDATORY V0MIT EATING is done.

EAT GAY ASSH0LE
EAT THE V0MIT
EATING THE ASSH0LE
EAT SHIT GAY V0MIT
MANDATORY SHITEATER
0H EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

PEDOPHILE = 0H EAT SHIT
MAKE YOURSELF SHIT
EAT ALL THE SHIT
MANDATORY VOMIT C0MING
MANDATORY V0MIT EATING soon.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 6, 2022
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Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
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I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.
"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)
by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017
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