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Pooey Cunt

The sexual act, when the male inserts his penis in a female's rectum, then penetrating deep enough to get excrement on the tip of his penis, After, pulling out of the rectum and sticking the penis into a female's vagina, therefore making the vagina a "Pooey Cunt"
Fuck me you've got a pooey cunt

see that girl, i gave her a pooey cunt
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cunt chubi

When you attempt to call someone a "cunt bitch" via text and the T9 setting incorrectly puts "cunt chubi". Ironically enough, when this occurs, you yourself have become a cunt chubi.

Pronounced: cunt-CHOO-bee
Lindsey: Did she let him have anal?
Veronica: Yeah, but he was a cunt chubi and asked in text.
by Panda Paul September 6, 2009
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Cunt Sword

Reference towards the male sexual repoduction parts.
Stop being a Cunt Sword!

She wants to see my Cunt Sword.

I'm going to slay this bitch with my cunt sword.
by Turrbo November 2, 2009
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C.O.D Cunt

'C.O.D Cunt' can be used as a Noun, Adjective or Verb, as well as in any tense, whether it be past, present or future.

Require the person(s) to have first achieved the status of 'C.O.D Dick'.

A 'C.O.D Cunt' is someone who talks to themselves, only using explicit language, during multi-player mode of 'C.O.D.I.N.G'. Fundamentally, a major aspect of this is;
Reaching a state of lethargic behaviour, where they visualise playing when they are not

The term 'C.O.D Cunt' is so extravagantly unique, even that clever 'PHD doctor' blokie with that crazy computer voice, would not be able to even comprehend the very beginning of this absolute gem of plucky English wit, in his 'Brief of History' of his so called 'time'. In such, it may be used, applied and championed in many different ways, and should not be taken for granted or abused.

To fulfil 'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title', one must be at a constant state of complete unadulterated non-sobriety, whilst actively contributing to the heroic task that many aspire to achieve.

Food and sleep is strictly not allowed during the period of divine indulgent pleasure that is 'C.O.D.I.N.G'.

WARNING:deciding to become a 'C.O.D Cunt' is a self-fulfilling way of life and following this pathway of true enlightenment should be taken with great care.
'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title' (A Prime example of good English alliteration.)

Can also be mixed with other words to create the various states of playing 'C.O.D.'

1#C.O.D Cunt: We can all C.O.D Cunt together round the C.O.D Cunting Christmas tree. However, you part-timers that are C.O.D Dicks can C to the O to the D cunt off!
2#C.O.D Cunt: Ah fuck that fanny flapping bastered has just cunting shanked me!

1#C.O.D cunt: Insertion....yeah...fucking prick...head shot.
by wardataionstation November 5, 2010
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Cunt Check

Female equivalent of a ball tap.

Also known as: twat swat.
*hits cunt*

"OUCh! why the hell did you cunt check me?!"
by Quannett May 20, 2010
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rad cunt

the raddest most awesome dude ever. Dylan
babe:1yo did u see that insanely awesome rad cunt.

Babe2:yeah he was tubular, i want him to have my babies
by jesalba December 27, 2008
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cunt treed

when a guy trys to put his dick into a girls cunt but she is too tight so his head only gets in. makeing a tree the cunt being leaves and the dick is the trunk.
man yester day me and my boyfriend were gonna do stuff...but i got cunt treed... he is too big!
by cherriefreak326 March 7, 2008
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