man period

pmsing of the male gender.

Males seem to have a "period" as like females.
None of the bleeding syndormes but the mood swings and high level of irriation.

man period symtoms
-Yelling,shouting constantly
-storming off in a mad /anger mannor
-making others feel guilty
-seeming to think that their always right
-savere mood swings
-irritated more than usual
-non willing to addmit they did something wrong
-lazyness
-more than the usual food consumption
-more emotional intake

by group_of_fariys June 16, 2009

grown man

A male adult.

"I'm not a child anymore. I'm a grown man."

by abulah cadulah. yeah. October 23, 2008

Pig Man

Local historian Pam Witherspoon (1918-1953) wrote a short story about Sam Harris "The Pig Man" which was featured in the Northfield News titled “Sam was a good boy, not a swine”. She mysteriously went missing and was found 2 years later dismembered in the Devil's Washbowl with the words “Picket night” carved in her skull. Sam's mother Linda herself claimed to see her son one late night in 1954 dragging pig organs across her porch on Union Brook Road in Northfield Vermont. He left them at her door step as a cat or dog would a prized kill as a gift. She said her son’s eyes were wild and that he squealed a high pitch sound as he jumped up and down drooling pointing with his bloody hands down at the ground. Linda took her life 13 days later by jumping into a pig farm pen and being eaten alive by a swarm of ravenous pigs. Some say she was dragged into the pen by Sam but no eye witness ever stepped forward. Others say she went to save her son but the pigs attacked to protect their adopted son. Locals had all the pigs destroyed which is said to have set the Pig Man into violent rages that left hundreds of animals and possibly at least 3 human deaths. Still to this day locals gather in pickup trucks and ready their rifles after a night of drinking and boldly set out to hunt The Pig Man down.

The Pig Man is eating and having sex with pigs and then wearing their fucking heads over his!

by ATSW November 2, 2009

Man Tears

When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.

My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.

by jaybo sampsonite February 4, 2013

Man Up

To take responsibility for your selfish actions, reflect on the consequences, and make an effort to make things right through words and actions.

Why are you sexting me? I'm pissed at you, and will be until you man up.

by accident-prone August 29, 2010

Man of Culture

Codename for I got bullied in High School.

"You watch hentai, i can see you're an man of culture'
"Shut the fuck up and go talk to an actual woman, you fucking loser"

by dybus August 4, 2021

man-spinster

Sentient, omnipotent-biped. Capable of anything except permanent attachment to any single member of the opposite sex.

At 44 and still a man-spinster, he's a good catch if you can get him to settle down.

by Cripi October 16, 2013