Rolled

To be slow, or extremely uncompetitive in sprinting/distance events. Basically, your times are shitty and you will NOT be making it to the next level

Can occasionally be used in the context of jumping and field (shotput, javelin, etc) events, but is not common

"I can't even lie little buddy right there rolled asf"

"Fuck I'm so rolled I need to lock in for the off-season"

by amenoma January 5, 2025

Fruit Roll Up

A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate

"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"

by rvrmn.vs September 21, 2021

Drum roll moment

The build up before the first kiss with someone where your almost to a kiss and the tension is high. You can learn about it in How I met Your mother

"She called it the drum roll moment." "Ted that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Rolled

When somebody is slow as fuck

“I just ran a 9 minute mile in PE” said young Timmy.
“Oml you’re fucking rolled. Mee maw coulda done that” I respond.

by TyronDaGreat69 May 23, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

rolling

-used to describe something that smells unpleasant, or horrid.

-It’s rolling in here!
-_______ be rolling!
-It’s rolling DOWN!

by J.T. The Don June 30, 2022

Egg Roll

When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.

For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.

by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019