Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 22, 2009

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 04, 2010

poo-tastic

The opposite of fantastic; horrible

Guy 1: "I'm having a fantastic day!"

Guy 2: "I'm having a poo-tastic day it totally sucks"

by idkperson;) p May 19, 2015

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 26, 2018

mold on poo

A poo that is left over a year.

The mold on poo smelled stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023