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Bum Ramble

A bum ramble is when one violates your bum crease area through clothing with their finger, at any opportunity. For example, when you bend over to pick up an item, or you’re innocently walking up the stairs in front of a friend
Im going to bum ramble you when I next see you
by Originalrambler November 22, 2022
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Lazy bum

Hanna Hussain is a lazy bum
by Queue September 20, 2020
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Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021
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Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience
Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.
by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021
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bum jammer

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."
by D. Gould July 30, 2008
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bum chillin

Relaxing like a wino; laid out anywhere convenient and usually due to being inebriated. Happily lazy in some form of intoxication. Can be used to describe relaxing without intoxication, but implies general unawareness of the world at large.
Q: Did you go the club last night?

A: Na, I got case and was bum chillin on the porch.
by your real name, tryina tellme October 24, 2010
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Bum

Scientist 1: “Wow, those chloroplasts are such bums.”
Scientist 2: “True. Those endoplasmic reticulums are dope tho.”
by EndoRetic_u_bum January 23, 2018
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