Any time you
see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a
poor neighborhood, take
two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a
poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.
Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle