Anal tension

The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.

I relieved my anal tension today

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

anal beepage

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.

Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.

by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018

Anal problem

anything that has to do with you needing something..

I need fifty bucks... instead of it ain't no problem it's 'Anal problem!

by Enfreakay July 31, 2018

Anal Hog

Someone who gets so brutally pounded in the booty, that their entire essence becomes that of an ugly, ravenous, pig-like creature with no standards or common sense.

Nicole- “WOW, that pounding was fantastic. I need more.”
Chris- “Holy fucking shit dude, Nicole is an anal hog.”

by kushman16 August 22, 2018

anal-echo

A highly-embarrassing (or highly-AMUSING, depending on who you talk to, or on whether "high-brow" or "low-brow" company happens to be present at the time) phenomenon whereby your butt-hole decides to do its Robert Perry impersonation --- i.e., you fart at the same time as you perform some other bodily-function "upstairs", such as coughing, sneezing, wheezing, gagging, etc. Extra caution/concentration/awareness is often in order in an instance such as this, since it can be prime circumstances for an incident of orifice-outflow overload.

Why is it that any degree of crude disgustingness regarding unfortunate nasal/oral occurrences is always tolerantly allowed for, but people get all grossed out if there are any accompanying anal-echos??

by QuacksO February 5, 2019

Bloody Anal Game

It’s a great game that you play with your homedogs. To play the game you have to be a guy or a girl it’s a strap. The goal is to fuck each other in the ass until some bleeds. You get 3 strokes each and you take turns until someone loses

Aye B let’s play the Bloody Anal Game

*your at a birthday party with 5 year olds* Aye Guys it’s Bloody Anal Time

by MidgetGangBangAllDayEveryDay February 8, 2019

Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus, flatulents realease valve. I’m some southern communities used as a fart suppression tool

Hey Geoff , throw me my anal snorkel I’m going for a soak

by Stan3108 August 29, 2018