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I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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half dead

What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!
You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!
by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024
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Dead

Played out, exhausted of, old, not funny anymore.
I’m tired of fighting with my ex. It’s so dead.”
“People still make jokes about LGBTQ people? That shit is dead.”
by Unluckylibra April 2, 2021
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Dying dead bones dust

You are so defeated you not only die but go all the way back to dirt.
Can also be used when someone wheezes their lungs out
'Someone in vc wheezes so hard that they break their voice'
" bro he straight went dying dead bones dust"
by Astralius February 7, 2022
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dead vc

a discord voice channel that hundreds of kids join, but no one ever speaks in.
by deadperson1 October 12, 2020
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After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023
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So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!
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