bird rage

The feeling of rage you get when you’re a birdwatcher and you see/hear a bird and you can’t figure out what the HELL it is.

I used to like hearing bird songs. Now, they fill me with pure bird rage.

by HopHoppipHarvest May 20, 2021

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Dodo bird

A speciesism of humans yet to be identified as normal.

Girl: Oh look it’s Garrett

Garrett: IM A DODO BIRD
Scientist: I wonder if he identifies as normal?

by VotiveCobra7793minecraft May 24, 2019

Cheeseburger bird

A nickname for chickadees in North America, so called due to their springtime mating calls

(Me) I hear the cheeseburger bird

(Chickadee) Cheese-bur-ger

(My friend in a confused state) Oh, do you mean a chickadee

(Me) Yes

by Hurricane Dorian March 31, 2025

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

the biggest bird

the boss
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales

the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird

hubert: im the biggest bird!
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅

by thebiggestbird February 15, 2023

Bird

A spy camera disguised as a living creature by the government. Some believe that birds are in fact real animals, but these people have either been brainwashed by the government or are just stupid.

Tim-"I saw a really cute bird today."
Uncle Howard-"Sure you did."

by hkvbJVWlEV March 1, 2019