Poo

A word used my 7 year olds who wear the same shorts and t-shirt every single day that leaves other 7 year olds in hysterics.

Elliott: Hey Rowan. Poo.
Rowan: BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHKWJSCTJSGWVKEHSBWNKEIE ELLIOTT UR SO FRICKIN FUNNY
Elliott: Hey you swore you said the f word
Rowan: No i didn- Oh no please don’t tell mummy

by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021

Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.

Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..

by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011

poo

It can be anything, it can be used whenever and it can be used as a noun or adjective or a verb.

"The weather is poo!"

by Chicken Wing With Somethings September 26, 2018

Poo-hoo

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.

Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!

by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

Poo fight

When you drop a loaf and throw it at homeless people on the street.

Lets go poo fight those filthy bums behind cvs

by Harrybigcock August 6, 2018

Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

Poo

The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2

Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.

by awesomeMB9 July 13, 2024